phases of a student
- does homework as soon as you get it
- worried about being caught copying homework
- doesn’t bother with homework until last minute
- too lazy to even copy from others
The Fault In Our Sombreros.
Nacho average love story.
it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions
this picture is killing me
Everybody trying to help The Queen and then there’s Puttin
Putin doesn’t even try not to look like the villain from a James Bond movie.
An Infinite List of Favorite Collections - Ziad Nakad F/W 2014 Haute Couture [1/2]
one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"
have you ever gotten so angry about life that you run off into the rain take off your shirt and turn into a wolf
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out
my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once
when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve
if i ever see any of you in public, the code is
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
ive stolen this line and used it so many times